Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

Take a blinker

blinker

Take a blinker

by Take a blinker January 17, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025

taking a clit

Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.

"I ended up taking a clit last night."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.

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by harveyyyyuaghhdshds September 7, 2023

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

I'm not taking that

A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.

"Mark just got his whole crib shot up. Me personally, I'm not taking that

by YouDontWantThis August 15, 2023