high school

the only place on earth where you can get away with selling and doing drugs in the bathroom, but get a detention for showing up 30 seconds late to a studyhall.

Hey come buy weed with me in the bathroom at 1:00
I can't i've got detention
For what?
I was late to studyhall
Welcome to high school

by aud38 October 18, 2016

school-erect

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason

Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect

by Haul8 December 7, 2015

school geek

A person who gets excited about the learning aspect of school. They love to learn and they almost shit their pants when they get anything lower than a B-, although getting a B- is nothing to brag about in their opinion. They will find a friend who is as into school and learning as they are, and will have conversations about what they will major in college, their grades, and their joint love of reading. Sometimes when they hang out, they end up reading together. School geeks most likely will not look like a typical geek. They could be physically attractive with a large penis just as well as a bespecled nobody. If they are girls, they will be attractive, but sort-of outsiders, not of their own will, but of others. They might be a teacher's pet.

"Oh my god, the first day of school is coming up and I'm so excited!"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?

"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."

"We are such school geeks..."

"I know right?"

by RaWr_ImMa_DiNo March 4, 2016

Middle school

A place where sad people go to get an education they will never use later on in life, it is a complete and udder waste of time. Some don’t like you use your phone... traumatizing. There’s so much homework. It’s all a traumatic experience.

Jarquan: bruh I’m tired of middle school but can’t even do this anymore, there’s too much homework and we can’t even use our phones or listen to music 😭
Marquisha: wow bro sammee

by Panxjor November 14, 2018

Bedminster School

it sucks , loads of people from 5-8th are fake. Most teachers are pretty nice but there’s some that are just ugh. homework is ugh also. No one really likes it there and rlly want to leave it starts to late and ends later then most school.

oh no i’m going to bedminster school
bedminster school great i wanna kashoot myself
bernerds is better then bedminster school

by secret.teller123 November 21, 2018

the roseland school

A school in the southwest of england, cornwall, where mostly upper class children attend. Very rich and spoiled children who are to rich to care about anything else other then themselves alsos attend

what school do you go to ?
the roseland school

of the one ful of rich kids

by slimthiccbitch January 3, 2019

Sunday schooled

When you clap back at someone shit talking in the name of Jesus

“Woah... that hoe just got sunday schooled!”

by alexigator July 3, 2018