potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!
by joeisking2022 January 10, 2022
The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.
by HaydonWB February 16, 2014
An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.
by jiminyourpants December 20, 2017
When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.
Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."
by MikeAD April 24, 2017
A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato
by Cadn February 13, 2018
Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.
by itsflux October 12, 2016