Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 30, 2021
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Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.
A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"
by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022
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Texas Pocket Flick

you uppercut into your girls coochie and flick the cervix with the middle finger, guarantee you bro this the shit right here.
ay bro last night hit my girl with a texas pocket flick, had her on the ground screaming for more”
by southern sex tips (official) December 28, 2019
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Popsicle Pocket

A popsicle pocket is the space between the vagina & asshole. Also more formally known as the “taint”, or “gooch
Can I rest my dick in your popsicle pocket while we’re spooning?
by KiefferRay October 22, 2023
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pink bean pocket

1) Food, variation on the bean pocket

1 cup pink beans, drained
6 sausages, unwrapped
4 oz cheddar
1 oz mexican seasoning
1 package crescent roll

Heat + Mix sausage, beans, seasoning in skillet
Separate dough into 4 rectangles, fill, top with cheese, and fold. Press with fork to seal.
Bake 13 to 15 minutes, serve hot.

2) Vagina.
I can't believe how juicy your pink bean pocket was after all six unwrapped sausages were inside! Were they all Italian, or was it a multicultural experience?
by r0b0c0d January 13, 2022
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Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!
by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 06, 2021
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Player's Pocket

a feeling of vibration or ghostly manifestations of ring tones coming from a persons pocket of the player kind but when checked no messages or calls are to be found.

A common symptom of people who receive many messages or calls (Players, Hoes, Men and Women alike)
Oh shoot my phones vibrating (checks pocket). "No messages received". wtf...

Damn Nigguhhh you hella got some Player's pocket!!!
by Fridayee June 30, 2010
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