Mr. Tonight

an 80's cover band based out of Lubbock, Texas. They will melt your face with their sheer awesomeness.

Hey, let's go get our faces melted by Mr. Tonight!

by rub dub June 30, 2006

mr. fingers

a man who can't keep his hands in his pockets; a man whos hands wonder upon a womans roast beef; 10 penises on your hands instead of fingers; one who caresses the labia furiously; the man who posseses the key to open the meat curtains; excited stripper hands

Mr. Fingers ferociously swabbed her ass getting it primed for Ears Deep. Mr. Fingers strikes again!

by arabfromahab August 6, 2006

Mr. Wiggles

The act of inserting one's index finger unexpectedly into the anus of a female, then wiggling it around in a random motion.

I gave that German chick the Mr. Wiggles last night, she loved it.

by Angry B September 19, 2006

Mr Brightside

A song that posseses the spirit of the white man. They worship this song whenever it comes on in a club or at pre drinks. They seem to believe that it is the best song in the universe and sing every single word at the top of their lungs whilst bouncing up and down. This song can also be accompanied by come on Eileen

*intro to mr brightside begins to play*
Wypipo: OHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

by Geeked132 December 4, 2017

mr. sandman

Mr. Sandman is when a sleeping woman's male partner or acquaintance ejaculates onto her closed eyelids. Upon waking up, the dried and crusty semen will feel like granules of sand when she first rubs her eyes.

Mike: "Good morning honey, did you sleep well? How were your dreams."

Diane: "I slept great with wonderful dreams, but when I woke up, my eyes felt like Mr. Sandman dumped the whole beach on my face."

Mike: "I love you honey."

by thinksnow November 21, 2013

Mrs Nelson

An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.

Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed

by Hunters Waltz October 25, 2010

Mr. Wednesday

One who is always is tring to be in the MIDDLE of everything. i.e. conversation, events, etc...
One who is sticks their nose in every one elses buisness.

This comes from the days of the week. Wednesday falls in the MIDDLE of the week. Right in the middle, Just like a Mr.Wednesday always in the Middle

Excuse me MR. WEDNESDAY this is a private converstaion between me and your Mom. And she better have my Money

by Schpapy August 24, 2005