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The Trump Tan 

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

Donald Trump Tan 

This is the color of Donald Trumps skin. It’s a very orange fake spray tan look. It’s been ancient since the Trump’s took over America. So now when you go to your local spray tanning salon ask for the “Donald Trump Tan”.
That tan is so bad it looks like the Donald Trump Tan!
Donald Trump Tan by OliverSHOOK November 25, 2017

Donut Trump

when you cross donald trump with a donut
I ate a donut trump for blekfast.
Donut Trump by IQ300 March 7, 2019

Flaming Trump 

The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.
Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump by Kalezon December 3, 2020

Donald Trump 

a smooth brained,racist, homophobic, xenophobic asshole who is gonna go to hell
Me: Will he just leave Already?

You: i know right like YOUR FIRED DONALD TRUMP
Donald Trump by Alpxca07 December 3, 2020