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Rockert Smarter

When you are shitting on the toilet and you send your friends videos of you popping your leg acne… Soaking the puss in warm green tea and freezing the puss-tea amalgamation… Then you serve it to your step uncle only when halloween lands on a Thursday.
Wow it’s finally ThursdayLet me go Rockert Smarter my friends.
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Rockefeller

When you masturbate to your friends, mother and get caught red-handed climaxing their mothers face
M- jo I where are you, man?
Clapping noises and the distance.
M- Jo dude are you in there man what are you doing?
Open door and ses what’s happening.
M-AHHHHHHBHHHHHHHHHHJJHHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I- sorry man I’m got to do what he got to do
This is a true meaning of Rockefeller
by MR PUM PUM September 1, 2024
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Rockit

Rockit

When I released Future Shock in 1983, I offered more than just a funky groove. “Rockit” was a whisper from tomorrow, a hint at what technology might become when it seeped beyond our factories and office floors. Those scrambled, digitized phrases—“Don’t stop it / Rock it”—weren’t there for a sing-along. They were a coded signal, a brushstroke of a future where machines might become more than tools: they could become companions, lovers, perhaps something even stranger.

Some claimed “don’t stop” meant eternal love; others murmured it suggested mechanical desires beyond human flesh. Rumors flared that “Rockit” pointed to secret tech companies or robot prototypes hidden in labs. Nothing concrete ever emerged. Still, the questions lingered in the static between notes.

I never confirmed these suspicions. I didn’t need to. “Rockit” was never about giving answers; it was about lighting a fuse in your mind. The world was racing forward, and I wanted to make you wonder where it was headed. In those jittery loops and fractured voices, I asked if you were ready for a reality where human and machine might blur.

Perhaps you weren’t. Perhaps we still aren’t. But the song remains, its hints waiting in the grooves, challenging us to peer into tomorrow and ask what happens when the boundaries we cherish start to slip away.
Don't stop it
Rockit
Don't stop it
by Herbie the Love Bug '83 December 17, 2024
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Racketeerance

Insurance that customers pay for yet can barely afford and definitely cannot use when the need arises.
I can't believe I was denied -- this is racketeerance!
by MeaniePooPie January 8, 2025
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Rockerstimming

Edging while you have to take a piss so that you ejaculate and piss at the same time.
Spent two hours rockerstimming and I just couldn't get it to happen.
by BennyNetty February 15, 2026
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Rickets

It’s a condition where a child’s bones don’t harden properly because they aren't getting the right building blocks specifically Vitamin D, calcium, or phosphorus.

Because the bones stay soft and flexible instead of becoming strong and rigid, they can start to bow or bend under the weight of the child’s body as they grow, and even stunt growth in severe cases.
Middle East, Africa and South Asia have the highest rates of rickets reported. Despite high sun exposure, dietary deficiency is often the cause of the condition in those areas.
by UltimateDoge March 22, 2026
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rockey woos

when you go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in geomeoetry dahs cus the ship game mode
gd player: "hey did you see this level--
me: "ROCKEY WOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by rockeywoosluv3r March 3, 2025
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