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reversitis

the state of having an apetite AFTER the onset of a nap; similar to the Itis for African Americans (and noted minorities) except its symptoms occur in reverse
"DAMN Tito, this nap gave me reversitis!"
by ElChicoLoco May 14, 2007
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reverse-contraband

The opposite of contraband (desirable/valuable items which you do not own but wish to possess), this term refers to decidedly UNdesirable/useless items (heaps of trash, bald tires, hideous-looking/sloppy-fitting clothing, etc.) which ARE indeed legally yours, but which you strongly wish to get rid of.
I got busted for "non-possession of reverse-contraband" when I was attempting to dispose of a truckload of moldy mattresses by throwing them into a ravine.
by QuacksO August 21, 2017
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reverse punchline

When a comedian tells a joke or a story, they say the actual funny part at the end and the comedians voice trails off and acts like it’s nothing making it even funnier due to a complete dependence on the audience paying attention, usually ended with a dead stare.
Reverse punchline
I had a nightmare

It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares

And they said, nightmares, what are those?
by Pgrogz September 28, 2019
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Reverse niggalitus

you appear black but ur actually white
by zoe is awesome November 21, 2021
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reverse stink tittied

where a bearded man takes a shit in a flat womans chest and then tity fucks his own shit.
(rowan) whats the story
(josh)i reverse stink tittied my cousin last night
(rowan)OK im going to leave now
by leanne healy (rowans gf) May 11, 2020
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reverse friendzone

when your love interest friendzones you and in an effort to spark him/her interest, you pretend to friendzone him/her too by acting less interested or by talking about other girls/gals while actually still being in love with that person because you're unable to move on
Bob: "i've heard women are turned on by men who show no interested in them"
Chris: "yeah, I've heard about that too and tried to reverse friendzone my love interest Alice after she friendzoned me by pretending i wasn't interested but it didn't work"
by selfcuck January 12, 2021
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Reverse Shooey

Vomiting on someone's shoes
Aw, Bec did a reverse shooey last night
by Keels96 September 13, 2018
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