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Metapyshical Retardation

Retardation is a term used to describe the spread of retardardation through communication. Popular in multiplayer FPS games, particularly in Counterstrike: Global Offensive.
"He spent 15 years playing online games. Now he has metapyshical retardation and cant function properly anymore!"
by Operation_Zer0 March 19, 2022
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.
by GlizzyDoll May 21, 2022
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Gay Retard thats dumb

by Mr. Idiotic June 6, 2022
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Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".
That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.
by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022
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Fat Retard

by ADASDAFAE June 24, 2022
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