mr. poo

mr. poo is somebody very rude in india. who secretly throws monkey shit on your shoes. Then he acts innocent and shows you where the shoe shine is to make profit.

A: somebody just threw shit at my new balenciagas and showed me where the shoe shin is.
B: he's probably a mr. poo.

by joao manoel da roja bolanti October 19, 2021

Poos

An incredibly sexy, albeit somewhat slow, man who all the ladies want.
also short

Johnny is such a Poos.
Johnny bought me peanut M&M's rather than the peanut butter M&M's that I specifically requested, what a poos.

by Girthy cock engineer October 19, 2021

Poo

A salted treat that comes from you butt.

I'm gonna eat some poo.

by Death is good October 28, 2021

Poo Poo

Poo Poo is the most unique hot and talented person in the world, she is also known to be the bandori maniac that beats Jack AND Goku, in fact, if you get called by the name Poo Poo you should feel honored for so

Hey , are you Poo Poo?

Yes thanks now bow down to me *cutely*

by Idon'tmiss July 12, 2021

Poo Tooth

A smelly tooth that is dead and often discolored and always smells like poo.

"Dad, did you brush your teeth today?"

"Yes, that's just my poo tooth."

by Poolaksandz July 14, 2021

Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.

person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*

by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021

Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another

Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!

by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021