Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.

“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!

by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023

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Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.

"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."

by Sailor May April 16, 2020

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Teacup Pigging

when guys use a teacup pig to attract girls; it usually is not effective but some girls have a weak side for teacup pigs because they are so cute

I'm going teacup pigging tonight to pick up some chicks at the mall.

by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012

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Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 9, 2021

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