Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.

Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.

by escyr April 15, 2022

Pants Slinger

An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward

See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

pants fire

Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.

I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.

by LtDangle069 November 10, 2020

The Pants

The Pants means the leader in the relationship.

Jay seemed dominant in the relationship but Lisa was really the one wearing the pants.

by Catchesfeelingsfasterthanu November 15, 2020

Eat Pant Day

November 17. Eat pant day
A day where you eat pant
Pant comes from the word Pants, when you say 'eat pant' you are basically saying Eat pants.
It comes from Bart Simpson saying 'Eat my Shorts'

'Hey it's Eat Pant day!'
'No way, let's eat pant and spread the word!'
*Eats pant*

by IaintRusty November 17, 2020

Pant

A shortened up version for the word pants. Commonly used in the sentence 'Eat pant'. The original sentence came from the hit TV show The Simpsons where Bart Simpson says 'Eat my shorts'

'Eat pant'

by IaintRusty November 17, 2020

pants

The INCORRECT way of spelling pance.

"Are you ready to leave?"
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)

by mralwayscorrect no cap November 19, 2020