Revenge poo

When you kick the dog out of the bedroom for privacy during sweet slow love making, and pupper poos on the carpet in the living room.

What's that noise babe? Omg, she took a revenge poo by the door.

by Ictinypeople September 23, 2021

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

poo?

Gang sign for “Jose Asshole Supreme” on the Taco Bell secret menu.

Cat Boy: Poo?
Employee: One Jose Asshole Supreme coming right up

by Poo?? December 4, 2020

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024

Poo-ficient

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper

"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"

by Mr. Poo-ficient May 18, 2014

bobbie poo

Typically a girl who resembles a cow. They also tend to be gobby and complain a lot.

Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.

by England Undead1 July 12, 2019

Welpy Poo

Welpy quelpy poo is my favorite huggy wuggy buddy, everyone should love and give him kissy wissys

I Love my Welpy Poo

by Wakey Wakey Lake and Bakey December 20, 2023