poop-pedo 

When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.

Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.

poop-pedo by 70mach1 September 30, 2011

Poop and Shoot 

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

Poop and Shoot by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

Poop Groupers 

A group of friends that have nothing better to do so they get on Facebook and post perverted and pointless things.

Those Poop Groupers are so annoying.

Poop Groupers by MizzDaii August 3, 2012

Poop Tash 

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

Poop Tash by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

Poop Check 

When paid hourly, the final check of the year received after having the dedication to take a 15 minute poop every shift of said year.

"Dude, I can't wait till Friday. I'm going to buy myself a Christmas present with my poop check. "

Poop Check by Spike Speedwrentch December 4, 2013

poop sloot 

a dumb sloot who is said to be shitting but realy is away from everyone

guy: where'd the sloot go?
guy2: she said she went to charge her phone
guy1:she's deffinatley poopin
guy2:poop sloot.....

poop sloot by meeeeeettttzzza December 23, 2013

poop mange 

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

poop mange by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014