piss out of my eyes

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020

5 hour piss

Piss that gets you through the night

Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

taking out the piss

When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies

Joey stop taking out the piss

by PSUnited April 12, 2017

piss in my clitoris

Pissing inside someone’s pink clitoris

“I love when your warm dark foamy yellow urine marinated inside my clit!” Piss in my clitoris

by DorianCarl January 20, 2023

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

by skrats October 7, 2009

piss out your ass

When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.

You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.

by name818 December 21, 2008

don't piss me around

an exclamation demanding someone stops wasting one's time.

Don't piss me around you wanker, I know you can't afford to buy my car, you don't even have a pot to piss in.

by Ned Stoat November 28, 2013