gail fire

What happens when you don't know how to spell gazuntite and so it autocorrects to said word

*Via Text*

Max: Achoo
Madison: Gail Fire

by SneezeMaster4000 June 23, 2017

fire

cool way of calling a red hot thing that burns you

the fire is burning my body, i think i might pour some water over it later to put it out.

by big foreign child October 17, 2017

grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025

Fire appreciation club

A euphemism for a fire cult

Let’s all go to the fire appreciation club to watch things burn

by Dr. Rapido Fuego October 21, 2022

Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

grill fire

n.
passionate kissing exchanged between two people.

Jim: Hey queenie, how about a little grill fire? Come here!
Elizabeth: Get your hands off of me!

by Chris Norton January 27, 2007

WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.

"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"

by BIGGEDD666 October 6, 2021