pocket stylus

When your penis inadvertently acts as a stylus and performs an operation on your phone.

Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.

"Can you put your phone in your other pocket?" Your pocket stylus is blowing up my phone.

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

Pocket Comedy

A hilarious web based comedy group.

Man, that Pocket Comedy is hilarious!

by Josh St.Denis March 30, 2009

Wetter than an otters pocket

When your girl see Theodore Roosevelt

"Girl I'm wetter than an otters pocket. I can stop thinking about big theo"

by ¿I'm Ron Burgundy? August 21, 2021

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024

Pocket Syndrome

When one is hanging out with a girl and he or she puts their hands in their pockets

"Hey do you see zach walking with his girl?"
"Yeah he got the pocket syndrome!!"

by Gav T July 2, 2016

Hot pocket

Act of pulling out than pooping into her vagina.

He hot pocket my vajayjay!

by Mcklinger82 March 11, 2021

pocket facebooked

when your mobile web or phone responds to your status update or someone elses status update with a random insert of numbers or letters much like a pocket dial, or pocket text.

Jimmy ***** "I'm going to school!"

Tara **** "dkah"

Jimmy "What does that mean?"

Tara "You've been pocket facebooked!!"

by Amberjean November 30, 2010