iPhone 17

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.

Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 9, 2025

iPhone 17

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.

Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 10, 2025

iphone air

The extremely thin iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17, 17 pro and 17 pro max. iPhone 6 flashbacks anyone?

the iphone air will be the iPhone 6 all over again

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025

Ippreciate

Shortened for 'I appreciate,'

Saki, here is your jewellery you wanted. - Ippreciate that.

by strawberry bonbon September 16, 2025

iPad addict

This term "iPad addict" refers to people bearing the traits of iPad kids, e.g. being addicted to screen devices like iPads. But, this term encompasses wider age groups, from children, teenagers, to adults.

My brother is such an iPad addict; he can spend hours scrolling through videos and playing games, just like the kids we used to see at the park.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

iPhone air

the controversial iPhone released alongside the iPhone 17 family. It needs another battery pack, the processor is somehow slower than the regular iPhone 17 despite being labelled as A19 “pro” and costs more and has just one outer camera. You’d be better off even with an iPhone 16 pro.

The iPhone air is controversial.

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 20, 2025

iphone air

Tim definitely did not cook….

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!

by smoking & vaping is for losers September 23, 2025