I reckon so

I believe what you are saying is true.

It’s fixing to rain.

I reckon so.

by Chickenheart December 9, 2017

I was born fat!

A snarky, shut-down kind of comeback to some clueless jackass who calls you fat.

Baby, I was born fat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

i love democracy

When you Are the Senate and you love democracy in Revenge of the Sith

I love democracy

by Gasuxa July 26, 2020

I plead the fifth

It means that your aren’t going to incriminate yourself by not saying “yes” or “no”! When you do say this phrase you are basically saying “yes you did it”, but legally they cannot say you said “yes” or “no”.

Judge: Mr.Parker did you purposely key your ex’s car?
Me: “I plead the fifth”

by adorexme April 7, 2021

I wanna die

Something someone either says when a minor inconvenience happens, or when they've genuinely lost hope.

Please, I know i'm some random stranger on the internet who knows nothing about you, but please just hear me out. There is hope, no matter how shitty life gets. And if you genuinely believe nobody cares about you, I do. I know thats corny, but I hate to hear, see, and just know people are going through the same things as me. Please, get help. But don't call the suicide hotline, they're assholes.

EX1: DAMN IT!1!1!1 I dropped my croissant, I wanna die!

EX2: things have been hard for me, I wanna die.

shitty examples, I know.

by Erebidae October 18, 2021

I LOVE LEAN

an act of loving lean aka. purple drank

BRO NGL I LOVE LEAN, FR!

by papaspelmenia February 28, 2022

can i ride?

Someone asking can they sit on a man's penis/dick and move around on it, like in a very sexual way

1) Him: You're a lawn and I wanna fuck you so badly!
Her: Can I ride? I'll let you should punish me 😏😉😋😍

by Tayx.💜 November 26, 2016