i am going to kermit suicide 

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

i am going to kermit suicide by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019

I love to tour 

Seen on Michael Jackson’s home videos, it is a hilarious quote stating he “loved to tour” even though all of us fans know, it was a fat lie!

“I love to tour”

*everyone laughs*

I love to tour by Michael Jackson’s wifey November 12, 2019

I’m 6 

what a girl says when avoiding sending nudes

“send boobs?”

“i’m 6”

I’m 6 by big69daddy December 1, 2019

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

I can’t remember 

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

I can’t remember by Biwwy2938 December 17, 2019

I’m Breaking down 

It means that you aren’t what you were earlier

Dude I’m doing amazing

I’m breaking down

I’m Breaking down by Eric Brunston January 3, 2020

i phone job 

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

i phone job by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020