mr goatniel

cool guy, pretty goated. love him

that teacher so cool, has to be named mr goatniel

by HIAYAAA July 30, 2025

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015

Full on goatse mode

When you are straight up just ready

Yeah bro he was butt ass naked cock n balls hanging out "full on goatse mode"

by m u t e November 9, 2020

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

roman is goated at video games

roman was here and roman is SHIT

roman is goated at video games, (NOT) he's shit

by l_v 0_7 August 16, 2023

I’M GOATED

I Am Greatest Of All Time Every Day

Kim: Lee you dance, cook, drive semi’s, do construction, do electrical work, always teaching people new things, great listener etc you’re Goated
Lee: yeahhh I’M GOATED

by ImGoatedBrand September 17, 2023