dick dot

A dick dot is when a man has a mole on his penis

Girl: i really like you
Guy: how about a handjob?
Girl: okay...
Girl: omg what the hell is that
Guy: be cool its just a dick dot

by Simone Tamone September 22, 2007

Dick Hot

1. Extremely hot outside
2. Someone ridiculously good looking
3. Another way of saying it's hot as balls out here

1. You're so dick hot right now.
2. It is dick hot out/in here.

by TimJack October 20, 2007

dick wink

when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.

Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."

by kfcnigga January 30, 2014

Secondary Dick

When a guy kisses a girl right after she has just gone down on him/or another guy.
It is similar to second hand smoke.

"I just kissed Courtney."
"Dude, she just blew me. You just got secondary dick."

by lbuilding February 17, 2014

Default Dick

The wing woman version of jumping on the grenade or taking one for the team.

"I was being a good wing woman and had to settle with the friend of the guy she was hooking up with = default dick"

by ghostchips May 27, 2014

dick squatter

Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.

Mike is a fucking dick squatter

by Paul Black July 17, 2014

Dick socket

A vagina; a whore; a disliked woman

-"Do you love her?"
--"No she's just a dick socket."

by Aussie7diamond August 11, 2014