cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.

“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”

by C L G July 04, 2021

Cup cream

When your homie creams in your cupped hands and you rub it in your skin like lotion

I saw Alex applying cup cream in the public toilets

by January 29, 2023

Sheboygan Cream Puff

To discharge an entire spray can of whipped cream into your partner's rectum, essentially a whipped cream and nitrous enema.

As a part of foreplay, the couple implemented the Sheboygan Cream Puff and had a wild time.

by salanimi January 06, 2025

cream seat interior

the act of a male ejaculating in a females asshole

"Damn i heard Jacob gave Kaitlin a cream seat interior"

by creamseatinterior May 23, 2017

The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.

Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.

by RandomGadzo February 06, 2022

Crevasse cream

Crevasse cream is the thick film that builds up in the crevasse around your genitals and your legs

That bitches crevasse cream is so thick it's gotta be churned

by Grimmi January 21, 2018