Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.
Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.
Two men, who have symbolically demonstrated the strength of their emotional bond by masturbating, while staring into each other’s eyes, until each of them ejaculates into an open palm. The ritual is completed when the men firmly shake one another’s cummy hand. When the semen is mixed, the men are cum brothers.
Nigel and Pierre were never very close, as far as anyone could tell. That is until, the two found themselves on the same team during a summer camp trust exercise. The two became close, but no one would have guessed that by the end of the week, the two would be Cum Brothers.
After having anal sex with a male or female. The male ejaculates into the anal crack and as your partner is moaning in acceptance you slurp all of the ejaculation out of the anal crack.
A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.
Child 1: "I'm going to bed and don't anyone think of messing with me! The 'cumtoast' rule is in affect"
Child 2: "You heard him... Mess with the man and you're eating cum toast"!