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cum captain 

Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.

Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.
Cum captain is a super hero.

The world was saved again by cum captain in his cum cape.
cum captain by Deedeeiscold January 22, 2018
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Cum Brothers

Two men, who have symbolically demonstrated the strength of their emotional bond by masturbating, while staring into each other’s eyes, until each of them ejaculates into an open palm. The ritual is completed when the men firmly shake one another’s cummy hand. When the semen is mixed, the men are cum brothers.
Nigel and Pierre were never very close, as far as anyone could tell. That is until, the two found themselves on the same team during a summer camp trust exercise. The two became close, but no one would have guessed that by the end of the week, the two would be Cum Brothers.
Cum Brothers by wrinklewrists January 22, 2021

cum dumpster 

a woman who has a desperate and intolerable need to be filled with as much hot gooey cum as humanly possible as quickly as she can

also known as girls whose names end with "eigh" or "ie" or just girls named Jessica or Addison
man she really is a cum dumpster
A unique nick name for a penis
"I made that bitch suck my cum tube while I gave her the shocker"
Cum Tube by B.Hill September 19, 2007

cum milkshake

After having anal sex with a male or female. The male ejaculates into the anal crack and as your partner is moaning in acceptance you slurp all of the ejaculation out of the anal crack.
Okay honey I will now preform the cum milkshake on you.
cum milkshake by Harold Li September 25, 2008

Cum Toast 

A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.
Child 1: "I'm going to bed and don't anyone think of messing with me! The 'cum toast' rule is in affect"
Child 2: "You heard him... Mess with the man and you're eating cum toast"!
Cum Toast by Towner21 October 13, 2011