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chris ware

A THICK AND BODASHAS HUMAN BEING WITH THE STRENGTH OF AND AMAZING LESBIAN HORSE. THE BESTEST IN THE WORLD!
Chris Ware is the most thickest
by Boah nall February 18, 2018
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Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.
Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.
by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023
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Chris C

by pitchblackpussydestroyer22 November 23, 2021
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Chris

Everyone knows Chris for how crazy he is and how funny he is, but to me it's more than that. I love how he gets so shy around me, how smart and sweet he is, how he is always there for me, and so much more. I love how everyone tells us that we're so cute.I will always be there for him and hope he does the same for me. I really love how he always makes a smile on my face and never makes me sad whatsoever. I love how he always buys my little brother gifts. Nobody has ever treated me like that. That's the Chris I know and love. -V <3
by C<33 May 18, 2022
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Chris Diaz

The hottest, wet inducing person you will ever meet. He is gonna be big one day. An ordinary guy, to maybe perhaps a football star.
Guy: I wish i was a Chris Diaz.
by Dover Bend September 8, 2022
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Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
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Chris

Chris is a stupid,dumb annoying kid who will bully you and harass you. If you are friends with someone name Chris RUN its not worth it to be in a friendship or realationship with the person.
MY bestfriend is Chris. OMFG you should get out of that realationship ASAP
by Leila Rivera February 17, 2020
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