Brain Person

A person who doesn't use their brain, but is always in their head.

Brain Person example:
Not using brain: Ahh maybe I should eat these copper wires now.
Inside of head: I'm not capable of upholding productive habits; there must be something wrong with me.

by thawout May 11, 2025

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Brain

Something you don’t have.

Person #1, “What’s a brain?”

Person #2, “Look it up on urban dictionary.”

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Elden brain

Elden brain a state where someone has become a god in human intelect and the people around them are dumbfounded with his very existance

I respect all games but that game Elden ring is truly one of a kind .My Elden brain friend agrees he also hates how Activision Blizzard is milkng thier players its almost they have a Cod brain and the only thing they wish is to let chaos take the world.

by HADES2&SILKSONG_GOTY2023 April 19, 2023

Sinhala brain

Those who regularly cheating others

Making a promise to get out of a crisis and then breaking that promise after emerging from it
Sinhala brain.

by KarS December 27, 2023

Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

lesser brain

Lesser brain, slang for a man's penis or lusty thoughts.

That man only thinks with his lesser brain.

by Brody's girl March 16, 2017