Beanapika 

The god of beans who is trustworthy and accepting to everyone...except the people who eat beans. It is also a 2 brancelled genius that is a huge weeb

Jake: Do you know who beanapika is?
Emma: Yeah! Isnt that the god of beans?
Beanapika worshippers: ALL HAIL BEANAPIKA....ALLHAIL BEANAPIKA

Beanapika by Lev_NotFound December 3, 2020

Beanised 

The act of being in the state of Beanis - the utter defeat by the great Bomont Beanis

Get beanised Jon!

Beanised by Wikimind February 23, 2021

Euro Beaners 

People from Spain. More lazy and less skilled in yard work and construction than US beaners. They also speak Spanish at 5000 words a minute.

When do beaners become euro beaners?

When they date your daughter.

Euro Beaners by T Macalicious April 24, 2014

Sweeney beans 

Cutest girl I've ever seen.

Wow look at her, she's a Sweeney beans!

Sweeney beans by Damongey April 15, 2022

eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

eating baked beans while watching cars two by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

Could be an option.. 

A turn of phrase best used when a random or casual acquaintance invites you to do something you have no intention of actually doing..

A noncommittal and inoffensive way to say no to something you don’t want to do..

Random: Hey bro you should all come over to my house for drinks..

Me: Yeah thanks dude, could be an option..

Annoying colleague: Hey we should definitely go and catch a movie some time..

Me: Yeah that sounds great, could be an option..

Could be an option.. by P Hats February 4, 2021

Beanbagging 

Basically, the female equivalent of Teabagging. It is the art of a woman placing their vagina onto someone, such as their face, arm etc.

I was with my girlfriend the other night, and whilst i was layed on the bed she ran over and started Beanbagging my face!

Beanbagging by RazMannnn August 7, 2010