American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.

Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.

by Txorromorro March 15, 2025

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Americans

Fat, lazy, shitheads who get everything they want, including diabetes.

Those Americans stole my mothers oil, then he raped her because she stole his McDonalds.

by Bbccuminmedaddynigger December 9, 2023

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1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."

John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.

Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."

by Jon64Bailey November 2, 2020

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