Top Mostest

To love something more than anything else ever, used as a response to "mostest". Cannot be topped by any word or phase.
Person 1- "I Love you mostest"
Person 2- "I love you top mostest" (unbeatable)
by mrer October 27, 2020
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top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying
A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 26, 2024
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top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.
by ellemnopee April 04, 2014
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Top Dozer

Someone who is so good at something that he bulldozes the rest down.
'Bloody hell Djokovic is a top Dozer.'
by tommybisho-sama June 30, 2022
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Top host

When soliciting sex online the phrase top host explains your going to be on top and the sex will happen in your home
Yo marv, I had some Bomb ass anal the other day she was a top host
by Pwatson September 03, 2016
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X on top

X on top is a term used when saying that you are not interested in anything else than a physical relationship and that you would not grow attracted to anyone giving you that.
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase
Example :
Hey Stacey X on top.

Now X on top.

Ok see you later Stacey X on top.

In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.
by JamalSlide January 07, 2018
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top pounding

When you slam a girl hard and fast for a short amount of time
Hey babe keen for some top pounding tonight
by booger246895 March 19, 2014
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