November 9

National GRAB THAT ASS DAY!
Hold on to your horses, ladies/men, that ass will NOT be left alone today

Girl: "HEY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE"
Boy: *pulls out phone and shows definition of November 9*
Girl: "Ok, I guess its fine now :)"

November 9 by helovespiper November 6, 2020

april 9

the day that gay people were born

person: oh you’re born on april 9th yk that means you’re gay

april 9 by emiliaisgay March 15, 2022

situation number 9 

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

situation number 9 by pjargon July 21, 2020

7.9 

The Avcerage IQ point drop one experiences after reading threads in The Vestibule.

I waz on the vesti and I 7.9'ed my lobe.

7.9 by Quadlog January 12, 2004

read 9:48 

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.

Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*

read 9:48 by Hunter1910 December 31, 2015

Xbox 359.9 

An Xbox 360 core system. Core system is missing most of what an Xbox 360 original system has, like chrome finish and wirless controller. It also doesn't have HD. Who cares though.....it can fuck up a Wii.

Wii owner: Guess what??? I have a Wii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xbox 359.9 or Xbox 360 owner: Fuck you

Xbox 359.9 by phuckr December 20, 2006

chanel no.9 

an expensive combination of high-quality cocaine, pure ecstasy, and special k that produces waves of euphoria lasting for hours.

(Taken from "clubland: The fabulous rise and murderous fall of club culture, By: Frank Owen)

If you whip up chanel no.9 combos, you are most likely rich.

Jim did three lines of pure,two triple stacks, and a line of k; he was in the zone.

chanel no.9 by d.roc January 4, 2007