wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

oh my wetness

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.

1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot

by Smurfton December 19, 2017

Wet leash

The fetish of watching a collared and leashed girl pull on the leash from behind her. Having the leash rub against her pussy until she squirts.

“I hired a whore last night to have her wet leash her self. Man was it worth it.

by Béäätmán420 July 30, 2022

boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

Wet

When a dry object come in contact with a liquid. That then turn the object into being wet

I raincoat got all wet from the rain outside

by TDanseb March 27, 2018

Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)

by BullFrog July 23, 2014