Trump Train 

The trump train is a toy that republicans give tiny handed trump to play with and keep him distracted. The trump train keeps him busy and not able to toddler tantrum around the Oval Office. This has been the most effective method as there are no corners to put little grumpy in when he has been bad. But occasionally the little temper gets board of his train and sneaks past his babysitters and breaks something. The trump train isn’t fool proof after all.

Kelly Ann: look out he’s headed for the briefcase!!!

John Kelly: it’s ok he can’t remember that many numbers for the code
Kelly Ann: we don’t wanna risk it! Dangle the trump train in front of him! Quick!!
Paul Ryan: thank you Kelly for keeping America safe.

Trump Train by Daggy row January 27, 2019

Trump 2020 

A phrase used to express support for President Donald Trump's 2020 campain, contrary to what all other entries under this name will have you believe, he is not racist homophobic transphobic ect, and his supporters aren't either.

#Trump 2020

Trump 2020 by LittNigga December 8, 2020

Donald Trump 

The world's best joke that is getting out of hand.

Dan: "Yeah bro, let's stick those hamsters up our assholes"
Phil: "Bro, this is becoming a Donald Trump"
Dan: "Well build a wall around it if you don't like it!"

Donald Trump by Killerkrok August 22, 2016

Donald Trump 

Great Wall of Mexico lover. Rich old faggot with a small loan of a million dollars from his father. He's topically an asshole.

Look a Donald Trump kill it with guns and knives before it builds a wall.

Donald Trump by Shadowhunter4:20 August 7, 2016

Donald Trump 

A racist, sexist, and homophobic slug-bucket that happened to become president because people of one of the above categories voted for him.

Donald Trump is president and I am bitter

Donald Trump by Warriorpumpkin August 6, 2017

Donald Trump 

The 45th President of the United States and Real Estate Mogul and actor in the movie, Home Alone II. Won the election only because of the electoral college, but lost the majority vote. After his victory was announced, so many people went to the Canada Immigration site that it crashed, because nearly half of Americans didn't want to be in a country with him as a leader.

News: "Donald Trump announced 45th President of the United States America
Me: Shit

Donald Trump by AtheistExtremist November 17, 2016

Trumpady 

An event that is almost as big a disaster as Donald J. Trump's presidency would be/will be/is

Oh boy, that super volcano eruption is a real trumpady!

Trumpady by LuisVuittonDon July 26, 2016