A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021

by Christopherdix February 26, 2024

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.
by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025

guy tops a girl
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls
danny: did you hear that shane topped rebecca last night? she got so turned on she started grinding against his leg so he stuck his finger up her skirt and started fingering her! you should hear some of the sounds she made!
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019

A drink which is comprised of Rita's Lime-A-Rita poured over a full cup of ice topped with White Claw Mango Hard Seltzer. A quality "Claw on Top" is gauged by the first few sips which should be 100% indistinguishable from pure White Claw (Mango flavor).
by Nicky the drink man August 22, 2019

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.
They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).
They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).
by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022
