The well known rule that fat people may make fat jokes or comments at other fat people without offending them.
It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
Skinny Guy: Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*
Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*
Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"
by AShiftyLookingFatGuy June 18, 2010
Get the Universal Fat Guy Rulemug. (Hot steam anal sex ends)
Bill: Babe you got shit on my dick!
Jill: So?
Bill: The unwritten rule of anal commences.
Bill: Babe you got shit on my dick!
Jill: So?
Bill: The unwritten rule of anal commences.
by wetardsareus.com April 14, 2021
Get the The Unwritten Rule of Analmug. The Golden Rule of The Gears
Marcus Fenix: Carmine! Take cover or your gonna--*Carmine is shot by a sniper rifle through the head.*
Marcus Fenix: Carmine! Take cover or your gonna--*Carmine is shot by a sniper rifle through the head.*
by xXSoulSaviorXx January 3, 2011
Get the The Golden Rule of The Gearsmug. 
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'
Everybody looked at Alice.
'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.
'You are,' said the King.
'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.
'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'
'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
Everybody looked at Alice.
'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.
'You are,' said the King.
'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.
'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'
'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
by OrangeAipom January 14, 2010
Get the Rule Forty-twomug. Rule #1 No boomers
Rule #2 No zoomers
Rule #3 No weebs (Under penalty of death(I'm looking at you Phil))
Rule #4 No Marvel stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No Kpop
Rule #7 No MLP, friendship is fuck
Rule #8 No videos I've already seen before
Rule #9 Staged videos are shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny
11a) Not funny 11b) Funny
Rule #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is shit
Rule #13 Phil is always right
Rule #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield
Rule #2 No zoomers
Rule #3 No weebs (Under penalty of death(I'm looking at you Phil))
Rule #4 No Marvel stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No Kpop
Rule #7 No MLP, friendship is fuck
Rule #8 No videos I've already seen before
Rule #9 Staged videos are shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud videos are sometimes funny
11a) Not funny 11b) Funny
Rule #12 That fucking cat in a wheelchair video is shit
Rule #13 Phil is always right
Rule #14 Respect all authority, unless they infringe on your rights, then brick a police windshield
by NNightSShade July 20, 2023
Get the Wilbur Soot ylyl rulesmug. This rule states that if someone has three or more affectations from the neck up (i.e. garish scarves, ostentatious earrings, extravagant nose rings, designer glasses, gaudy facial hair, etc.) is probably an attention-starved prick. It is strongly advised that attention-starved pricks guilty of violating this policy cease and desist at once.
Guy 1: Look at that guy and his ridiculous mustache, glasses, and scarf.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely breaking the Three or More Affectations Rule.
by So-Called Person February 15, 2014
Get the Three or More Affectations Rulemug.