The only thing that can save you from school, work, your mother, and asking your dad for help with math homework. Alas, do not kill yourself because I do enjoy your existence:)
1. Her cock tastes like death
2. My mother gave me a death glare
3. I asked my dad for help with homework. Death has never been a closer option
2. My mother gave me a death glare
3. I asked my dad for help with homework. Death has never been a closer option
by Marvelcreep3000 March 29, 2023
by Haruko chan November 08, 2020
by Mr. Bastard June 10, 2022
The opposite of porn
Person 1: What's your poem about
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!
by Jacking off in a walmart May 09, 2022
*worker #1: Hey, did you here? John isn't coming to work today.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.
Death- Being dead.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.
Death- Being dead.
by NeverGonnaEscapeCovid September 29, 2020