Death

The only thing that can save you from school, work, your mother, and asking your dad for help with math homework. Alas, do not kill yourself because I do enjoy your existence:)
1. Her cock tastes like death
2. My mother gave me a death glare
3. I asked my dad for help with homework. Death has never been a closer option
by Marvelcreep3000 March 29, 2023
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I see.... I LOVE YOUUUU VERY SPECIAL HOOMAN MWAH MWAH MWAH!
You: I want Death.

Me: I GIVE HUGS INSTEADDDD!
by Haruko chan November 08, 2020
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If you do death, u will not be ok

DEAL WITH IT
by Aflesher May 31, 2021
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Death is like retirement, your happy it finally happened
by Mr. Bastard June 10, 2022
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Person 1: What's your poem about
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!
by Jacking off in a walmart May 09, 2022
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Your free get out of work/school ticket.
*worker #1: Hey, did you here? John isn't coming to work today.
*worker #2: Why?
*worker #1: He died.

Death- Being dead.
by NeverGonnaEscapeCovid September 29, 2020
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