I live in DC

9 times out of 10 a misleading statement indicating that someone lives in Maryland or Virgina NEAR Washington, DC People say this to get street cred.
Person1: Yeah, I live in DC.
Person2: Which quad?
person1: Oh, well . . I really live in Alexandria.
Person2: I live in North East, so I guess I can kick your ass.
Person1: Yeah, I guess so.
by Scott Trowbridge July 8, 2006
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I did it for the lulz.

Is the best response when being asked, "Why did you do it?"
Lulz being a corruption of "lol" deriving from the Chan network.
Judge: Why did you kill this man?

You: I did it for the lulz.

Authority: Why did you do "X"?

You: I did it for the lulz.
by hacker2021 February 24, 2008
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I call bullshit

To point it out when one is lying. In certain situations it may be used to refer to an unfair system or an outcome of such a system.
"I love you."
"I call bullshit. You're just trying to get laid."
OR
Men get paid more than women. I call bullshit!
by Ioulia called it! March 5, 2009
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i lost the game

The game -

a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.

there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.

the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.

--- P.S i lost the game---
boy 1: I lost the game
Boy 2: noooooo
Girl 1: fuck you
Girl 2: whats the game?
by I lost the game March 4, 2008
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I have a boyfriend

Preppish for "I don't want to go out with you because you suck."
meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night. What a lame ass excuse!
by bojzzle September 1, 2004
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I See You

(V): the proper response given when an individual acknowledges or understands the accomplishments of another.
Bob: Yeah, from a distance she looked good.. but she's really a butter face. I still googled all over her yahoo
Steve: aiiight, I see you
by Mary-Kate & Ashley-Lauren July 18, 2011
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I Just Came

A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.
The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.
by asskickervictor October 28, 2010
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