The Car

a retarded book written by a tard named Gary Paulsen

person: Hey you wanna read a book I found
Dude: what book is it?
person: it's the Car written by Gary Paulsen
Dude: that sounds like a retarded book.

by RyanAmbrous123 May 15, 2023

trap car

A car used by criminals and drug lords - they dont usually carry any contraband but usually the king pin drives it. Sometimes a blacked out Range Rover, X5M or a Defender.

All the king pins drive a trap car with blacked out tints

by malikaaaa November 29, 2024

Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart

After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020

Cable Car

An electric dude, who likes the name Beatrice. You can always feel a spark when you're with him. He is hot like a lighting rod 😁😁😁😁. He often asks for the wifi password and is constantly concerned with the cable connectivity inside an automobile.

That guy is a real cable car, he is attached to his phone bro bro

by cablecarofficialfanclub June 28, 2018

Car basketball

Getting a bj in a car using the girls head like bouncing a basketball

Her car basketball was fantastic

by Frankie baby October 21, 2021

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021