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Universal Fat Guy Rule

The well known rule that fat people may make fat jokes or comments at other fat people without offending them.

It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
Skinny Guy: Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*

Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"
by AShiftyLookingFatGuy June 18, 2010
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Rule Number 2

by Donald Trump69 March 7, 2017
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The Unwritten Rule of Anal

If your girl gets shit on your dick, its her job to suck it clean.
(Hot steam anal sex ends)
Bill: Babe you got shit on my dick!
Jill: So?
Bill: The unwritten rule of anal commences.
by wetardsareus.com April 14, 2021
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The Golden Rule of The Gears

From Gears of War. The rule is to take cover or DIE.
The Golden Rule of The Gears
Marcus Fenix: Carmine! Take cover or your gonna--*Carmine is shot by a sniper rifle through the head.*
by xXSoulSaviorXx January 3, 2011
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Rule Forty-two

All persons over a mile high should not be in court. It is the oldest rule in the book.
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
by OrangeAipom January 14, 2010
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Empress Bulblax Rule 34

A term referring to rule 34 of the Empress Bulblax boss from Pikmin 2. This specific term was strong enough to be placed on the r/pikmin alphabet chart.
Redditor #1: Empress Bulblax Rule 34(gets 500+ upvotes)
Other Redditors: Empress Bulblax Rule 34(less updoots, but still made the term win)
by David(BFDI) July 18, 2023
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hack-tow rule of half

a sacred rule in which you and your best mate, scavenge whatever food/alcohol is on offer, you then proceed to half EXACTLY the susbstance in which you have accquired
"wewww here, shes pure left a bit of apple pie likeeeeeee, hack-tow rule of half on this cunt likeeeeeeeeee"
by hacktow September 7, 2011
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