A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”
by wxrd_mxnster September 29, 2020
Get the Pornmug. 
A spawn of Satan that has enslaved countless individuals. People claim it’s an expression of “healthy sexuality,” but the countless negative side effects prove the contrary. Erectile dysfunction, loss of your dignity, dehumanization of other people, creation of sick fetishes, loss of sleep, depression, destruction of healthy relationships in your life, loss of money, gateway drug to pedophilia and beastiality, enslavement of your body mind and soul. Nothing could possibly be more destructive than this….
Porn is a disease, a modern day epidemic. Everyone you know is addicted to porn. It’s part of the reason everyone wants to commit suicide.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
Get the Porn.mug. When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
Get the Post Porcelain Porn Fountainmug. 
Bing. use the bing. look kid, you're probably really horny rn and can't get any of the good sites because they're blocked. i've been there, whether you're at home or at school. just keep searching, young padawan. you'll find a site eventually. let the horny guide you
alex: hey bro can you tell me where you get "the stuff"
steven: don't worry i gotchu homie all the good porn is on the hub. and google. but just use bing and you'll be ok.
steven: don't worry i gotchu homie all the good porn is on the hub. and google. but just use bing and you'll be ok.
by Whom'st've January 10, 2021
Get the pornmug. Man 1 : I was having sex last night. She had me in her mouth for so long.
Man 2 : She clearly has a porn jaw. Enormous stamina.
Man 2 : She clearly has a porn jaw. Enormous stamina.
by SomaAran May 6, 2021
Get the Porn Jawmug.