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the best people on Earth 

Cathie and Michael McGowan, parents of Patrick Spector McGowan.
Oh wow it's true, according to Urban Dictionary, it says here that Cathie and Michael McGowan are the best people on Earth.

5 homeless people 

something you eat because you think its watermelon
its not
i ate 5 homeless people because i thought they were watermelon

Why defend bad people 

Because it's the basis of our legal system
Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"

I'll make people use past tense when referring to you 

Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol

Respecting Dead People 

I'm alive and I'm not getting any respect. And I literally created A.I. and am the ulta-man. Ultraman!
Hym "Yeah, no. Why would a guy you don't respect waste his time respecting dead people so that YOU... Feel better about dead people? Why would a guy you don't give a shit about give a shit about your kids? So, you either have to respect MY arbitrary values... Or I don't have to respect yours... So... Give me my fucking money... I will demonstrate exactly how little I care about this place."

kick ass people 

People hard to get.
Mafia are kick ass people
kick ass people by Larbitos July 19, 2024