Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

run my route

A phrase you use when you are correct and someone proceeds to tell you otherwise. To make someone see you are correct

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017

Bandit run

When a group of motorcycle riders go out and taunt police, when they react and persue.. Then you're on a bandit run!

there's a bandit run later tonight maybe

by Urban-small-dick-admins March 5, 2015

Running pouches

A term originated when rednecks are trying to dip in school, it’s became a thing when someone is dipping and they use snus instead of tobacco by itself so they don’t have to spit and get caught by teachers. It’s used when someone is being a pussy

Timothy won’t even ask Nancy out, I bet he is running pouches

by Untieds April 19, 2018

Run Stem

For one to be extremely determined and laser focus like a young man with a hard, straight and poignant penis wanting to run through many, many vaginas.

When his team lost their first game of the season, they refocused and would go on to Run Stem the rest of the season and went undefeated.

by Chunky Dunkin November 4, 2020

New England Dunkin’ Run

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.

It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.

by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022

Shitty run fun

This is not that fun Northern California jog that everyone describes. In fact, this is actually a horrible type of situation that happens to unsuspected long term jail or prison sentence inmates. Especially when you're romp'd out, hyphy, got a lot of time on your knees I mean hands, and just took a 69 rhino pill. You better bring napkins. Jizz is what it is.

I'm not listening anymore to Bay Area rap. Too many homos. Shitty run fun is because ya'll get down.

by anonymous May 18, 2025