Hand crafted specimen

built like a machamp

I’m one real hand crafted specimen

by Machamp69 October 11, 2021

second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

Third-hand Subway

When you smell like baked bread (Italian-herbs-cheese) from being inside a Subway restaurant. The stench that is captured on your hair, clothes, body, & leaves the building and shadows you the entire day for others to smell.

1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".

1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 foot long along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".

by Jjfreestyle February 14, 2015

hold hand month

hold anyone's hand

it hold hand month (proceeds to hold hand)

by thegoat 69 November 17, 2019

Hand u a stack

To fuck someone up, or to beat someone until dey are utterly unable 2 move

Mallam jordan:taleem you kant beat me!
Taleem: Im bout 2 hand u a stack mallam jordan if u don't stop playin

by Brotha Malcolm July 7, 2008

Professional Hand Clown

A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.

There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.

by SwingingDick69 May 15, 2022

left handed Suzuki

"the left handed Suzuki" is a form of "reach around" while having intercourse in the doggystyle position. it's preformed by reaching around to the front partners sexual organ and cupping the hand around the pubic mound( in homosexual intercourse you would grasp the penis) while making quick grinding movements with the hand in the fashion of throttling a motorcycle.

man last night I hit her with the left handed Suzuki then she made me food and went home...

by muff diver October 25, 2017