musicgasm

The feeling one gets in the stomach area that is induced by a particularly awesome piece of music.

The solo at the end of "Glory" gives me such a musicgasm.

by J-Killah March 10, 2005

musically retarded

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!

my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.

by y2c June 15, 2009

Musically Gay

A man who listens to music that would be considered solely for females or for peoples of a homosexual nature, while not actually taking it up the arse.

Liam: "woah man, Andy has george michael and tina turner albums on his ipod!"
Andy: "lay off butt-nugget i'm just musically gay"

by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009

Musicate

To educate someone about music. It can be the musication of band/artists, song titles, album titles, or musical facts

other uses derivatives:
musication
musicated (when one has received a lesson in musication)

(someone has just been informed of a song name and band they previously did not know) 'you've been musicated!'

(If someone has a particularly bad knowledge of music) 'you've got poor musication'

by hUlLkR April 4, 2011

Musical Boner

When someone sings so well, so much dopamine is released and spread, that it gives either the singer or the audience a boner.

Person one: Dude! did you hear Alice Cooper's Poison on the radio yesterday?
Person two: Hell yeah! I swear I got a Musical boner about halfway through!

by weirdw1232 November 11, 2013

Mesican

All Mexicans because they're always messin up somthin.

"I'm a Mexican American!"
"Get your ass out of here, nigga you's a Mesican."

by dorion February 10, 2005

Musical hypocrite

A highly irritating person who claims that music is their life because they listen to it a lot. Most tend not to even be able to play an instrument and it isn't earning them money.

You often find them on Myspace.

She's a musical hypocrite because she says that music is her life when it's obviously not seeing as it's not her profession, at all.

by S:RM May 20, 2007