Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

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milking it

when someone carries on the joke for too long

guy 1: *sends ugly photo of friend* lol look at this
guy 2: bro you’ve sent that to me a million times, stop fucking milking it frankie

by adamcropp June 24, 2022

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Milk Lecucu

Like a Milk Cricket but a Lecucu instead. The process of inserting a Lecucu in your partner's anus at the end of a date.

We had a lovely race and then afterwards, I finished her off with a Milk Lecucu

by ImARocketMan258 February 20, 2024

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mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.

You have a little mustache milk leftover.

by Llama dad January 8, 2017

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Chocolate chip and milk

When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it

Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth

by Alaskan boi December 29, 2020

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Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap up your dong like an egg roll. then turn on an episode of dragon ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stock to poke a hole in your bukake egg roll and insert a straw for your partner to enjoy like a tawaiin capri sun.

she said she was lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

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