John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 14, 2010

John Karlo Vigil

AKA "LIL JK AK" a John is a Simp he also puts the "U" in BUM and his music low-key WACK

stop being such a John Karlo Vigil ,are you trying to get deported???

by the lil man with the plan May 2, 2019

vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

prank him John

a r@pe joke

-prank him john

-yeah u already know

by koki January 15, 2022

John Gallagher Jr.

1) actor: Tony-Award winning stud muffin
2) singer/songwriter: lovely words and voice match his lovely face
3) super cute

I am so glad John Gallagher Jr. hasn't joined his old friends on Glee yet, so I can keep him all to myself

by powerfulaspretty November 13, 2010

John Paul Stevens

A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!

by Stevensfan March 7, 2009

John Zorn

Jewish New York based musician who used to make good music, then started to make tepid Jewish music (because 'it is his faith').
Met up with funk metal singer Mike Patton, and the rest went downhill from there.

John Zorn was better with Eye that Patton

by smiek November 3, 2006