Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.

El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.

by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs are the green stuff that is on top of the pineapple. this is used by Anix in his Bikini bottom video.

wow those are some mighty fine pineapple hairs.

by keeton_0507 June 16, 2020

Hybrid Hair

Adult male hair on the top of the head grown long beyond typical corporate standards during the pandemic and kept while gradually returning to the office.

Did you see Bob's new hybrid hair? It's not easy to notice on the video conference calls, since he pulls it back into a ponytail.

by defleggend October 20, 2023

Pineapple hairs

Duh anix fan if ur reading this y’all already know what I mean

“I asked my friend and they said to call it pineapple hairs”

by OnionChann June 17, 2020

Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair

Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.

by Ninja doge May 24, 2024

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024