Urban Dictionary

The thing you're using

Look mom! I'm using a urban dictionary

by DerpMuffs February 25, 2015

Urban DIctionary

A dictionary full of words you will never see in any other dictionary such as confuzzled and poopsock.

Alex: man that smoshed all over the place
Mary: smoshed is not a word
Alex: yes it is i saw it in the Urban Dictionary

by BazoookaGoBoom March 14, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Perhaps the best explanation as to who and what is on the internet. There are dumb mother fuckers who couldn't tell you what 7 plus 5 was without ten fingers and their feet in sight. There are dull people (Usually adults) who take everything too seriously and don't have any humour (In this context by copy paste-ing dictionary definitions onto words).There are the douches who think the entirety of the sight is for bragging and saying how often the have sex. There are the teens type 1:Repressed and angsty and teens type 2: OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK I CANNOT !!!!!1 , with the latter usually found in tumblr.There's the thug, who talks about weed and weed and weed and ....well, he never really seems to stop talking about weed. Then there's the 1%, the people who make funny definitions and aren't dicks and OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK!!!!!!1

But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.

A LOT of shit.

Guy 1:What does poontang mean?

Guy 2: Fuckin' Urban Dictionary that shit.

by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015

urban dictionary

What you are on right now.

You are using the urban dictionary to search urban dictionary.

by idkwhattocallmyself March 28, 2015

Urban Dictionary

1. The best way to become emotionally scarred for life

2. What bored high-school students use during lunch

I used urban dictionary last night to look up blue waffle, I am scarred for life now.

by Def not a pedo May 3, 2015

urban dictionary

A website people use to find definitions of sex when they are horny

You...hey im vvv horny im gonna go on urban dictionary

by amazeballsssss May 24, 2015

Dictionary

Dictionary is a Computer with no internet, and it is wrapped (with leather usually)

"I dont know what this means, but i'm too dumb to google it so i will read this dictionary for hours

by ChicksForDays August 17, 2015