Dictionary

Dictionary is a Computer with no internet, and it is wrapped (with leather usually)

"I dont know what this means, but i'm too dumb to google it so i will read this dictionary for hours

by ChicksForDays July 23, 2015

No Shit Sherlock

Extremely, obvious sentence, that you respond: thank you watson, or fuck you watson etc.

a) kid to dad: look that's a bird

Dad: wow... how did you know that? (Thinking to yell out loud: No shit sherlock!)
b) guy with an eyepatch: i'm half blind you know?

Guy: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Guy with an eyepatch: thank you watson

by ChicksForDays July 23, 2015