A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
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