titty bingo

A terrible, awful garage band based out of Texas that spams you with dumb advertisements promoting their 'music' on Youtube. There is hardly any redeming quality in this band, its like ZZ top but way worse because everyone in the band is bunch of hippie burn outs that are way past their prime. Even their songs about 'serious' topics are unlistenable because those liberal talking points have already been made, countless times by better musical artists. The lead singer sounds like a whiny smoker trying to do a lame Neil Young impresion. No wonder they have to advertise their music on Youtube, because anyone with hearing would avoid buying their music or would boycott any shows out of their garage or trailer park.

Guy: 'Hey man, ever listen to Titty Bingo?! They're out of Austin, TX!'

Other Guy: 'Yeah they're awful! Why should I listen to that trash when I can just listen to Neil Young, ZZ top or any other Southern Rock/Country Blues Band. I'd rather listen to original music not a shitty impression.

by titty_bingo_is_not_good_music December 29, 2022

titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail

titty licking dog no

doggy lick
doggy put your dick away

by PaintedMonkee April 2, 2023

Nittys with Titties

when a fat prick acts like a total nitty and has bigger tits than crystal lust aka sam yeates

N/A: yo you know any nittys with titties?
N/A: yeah g his names sam ennit proper nerd

by Hxrizon October 9, 2022

Tittie twister

When somebody twists your nipples to inflict pain

When I was in primary school I was always given tittie twisters finding it amusing to twist my nipples in front of girls

by Wedgie boy124 October 31, 2019

Open Source Titties

When a programmer get's horny

Hey man, you wanna check my titties?
Nah bro, I made my titties. And they're open source titties too.

by M1staUwU August 19, 2020

suitcase titties

When a fat chick sucking your dick and she folds her titties on your legs so you can play with the nipples.

She was sucking my dick so good I forgot she was fat. So I told her to unfold her suitcase titties so I could play with them.

by J Crack corn August 27, 2018

Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.

Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.

by Ryzo Tagworth November 7, 2020